Father's Day Gifts

Five words, and only one of them is literal.

DAD is the everyday one. FATHER is the formal one, and the gap between them is real — most people would only ever use one. LEGEND and HERO are the affectionate exaggerations, which is what Father's Day cards are made of anyway. BOSS covers the dad who genuinely is one, and the dad who merely behaves like one at the barbecue.

Every word comes as a t-shirt, hoodie, mug and sticker. The hoodie is the one that gets worn for a decade; the mug is the one that ends up in the garage and stays there.