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Coffee T-Shirt
$19.99
The only reason most of the morning happens at all.
COFFEE is not a preference, it is infrastructure. Entire industries, friendships and functioning adults rest on it, and none of them would care to discuss what happens if it is withdrawn.
Why “Coffee”? Ritual, dependency and the first genuinely good part of most days. One word that explains a great deal about a person.
Complete the pair
This word is even better with its perfect partner.