Female T-Shirt

The clinical option.

FEMALE is the word forms use when they mean woman. It's precise, faintly bureaucratic and entirely unbothered by that — a tick-box term worn on purpose, with the flat comic energy of a filled-in questionnaire.

Why "FEMALE"? Six letters holding woman, she, girl and the box you ticked. FEMALE is the least romantic way to say something people have written a great deal of poetry about.