Halloween T-Shirt

The whole holiday, spelled out.

No costume, no concept, no answering “so what are you supposed to be?” for four straight hours. HALLOWEEN is the most efficient possible participation in October — total commitment to the holiday, zero commitment to the crafting. Teachers, class parties and anyone who starts the countdown in August will understand immediately.

Why “Halloween”? One word covers costumes, candy, carved pumpkins and the entire month of buildup. It is the rare holiday that needs no adjective in front of it.