Income T-Shirt

The least romantic word in the language.

INCOME is what "living the dream" looks like on a form. It is the flattest possible description of the thing that makes everything else possible — no adjectives, no drama. Out in the world it is a joke told with a completely straight face.

Why "INCOME"? Six letters holding earnings, wage, revenue and what came in. INCOME is the word that turns a whole working life into arithmetic.